THE LAST ONE
doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
and my favorite favorite favorite
I have never related more to anything in my life
…I feel like someone just watches my interactions and bases these off of them.
Wow. This is the story, song, and dance of my life.
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.